I am writing an essay on two of my expectations for my future life. One of them would be pass English and become an English teacher. Another would be become President and clean up our government. So let me begin, shall we?
Let's start with pass English and become an English teacher. This is a very important ambition but only few are lucky enough to achieve it even though we all speak English. Maybe it's because English is a subject with so many darn terms that you get bored trying to figure out what is what. English is filled with reports and research and so much more neat stuff that I know that everyone wants to be an English teacher when they grow up. This has always been my dream. What a world this would be if everyone was an English teacher. Someday when I'm old enough I'm going to join an English teacher's mail correspondence school. Won't I be a sight to see? I'll see you in thirty years, if I'm lucky enough to graduate by then.
Someday this country will need a leader, someone who is wise, someone who has endured on through pain and strife, someone who can stand up to the corrupt establishment calling itself "Congress." Well, that person is me. When I am President, I will repair all three branches of our government. I will work with the teachers and the American people. Me and my English credentials will stand up to those natural born mathematicians who run the I.R.S. and control taxes. I will tear down the faulty judicial system and build it back up so that it is fair and under my thumb. I will drive those liars and cheaters from Capitol Hill and fill it with new liars and cheaters. This new group will never get caught because I'll make sure the F.B.I. covers up their activities just like they have in the past. I'll lower taxes and solve the budget deficit. How will I do this, you may ask. It's simple. I'll invade Japan! We can take it over, make it a state, and exploit their industries so we won't have any competition. It'll work, TRUST ME! Any and all campaign contributions can be slipped under my front door. Please include your name, and I'll make sure you get your reward. Vote for me in the 21st century!
Well, there you have it. I've just gone through my two top ambitions. By the way, I do not intend to offend anybody according to sex, race, or creed. This includes English teachers. I hope to hear from you soon.