10 Annoying witches that live across the hall and crank up "The Boy Is Mine"
9 Noodles in the bathroom sink
8 Great pick-up lines like: "Hey, you a freshman?"
7 Credit card callers that want you to sign up; they seem to friggin' call every time I am in my friggin' room! LEAVE ME ALONE!
6 Having to pee at 3:00 in the morning when you are all nice and cozy in your bed
5 Spaghetti or spaghetti?
4 Lesbian C.A.'s (community advisors)
3 Classes that are cancelled once you sprint halfway across the campus just so you wouldn't be late
2 Fire drills while you are in the shower
1 Let's go to WALMART!