Answer: General bio information about me can be found at www.keatonacres.com/mike.html. I handle public relations and communications for a nonprofit organization. I attend one or two conferences each year, which are held in various cities across the country. I usually travel for a few days afterward in the area around that city. I also have the opportunity to visit local chapters of our organization, which increases my travel. Finally, I take vacations when I can.
Question: Or maybe some other loser that likes this loser Mike?
Answer: I almost never know who leaves messages in my Guest Book. I do not leave messages in my Guest Book.
Question: Mike, do you think this has to do with Global Warming?
Answer: In general, "global warming" as it is commonly understood may contribute to the weather extremes we have recently experienced. Then again, it may not. I am undecided on this matter. However, I do not believe it had anything specifically to do with Hurricane Katrina. If you look at the historical trends, the 1930s through the 1960s were much worse in terms of the frequency and severity of hurricanes. Humans are more at the mercy of nature and the weather than we care to admit.
Question: What is with these people?
Answer: They must have an over-inflated sense of how much other people care what they think. Or at least, how much I care.
Question: Hey friend, how you grow backbone to put up wis dees rude comments?
Answer: Because I simply do not care what random visitors to my website think about it. I know it needs a major overhaul, and that will happen at some point. But I'm not going to stress about it, nor about the things that people sometimes say in my Guest Book.
Question: Oh its your birthday is it?
Answer: Yes, it was on June 26. Good observation.
Question: Hey retard, I thought you were re-designing this crap hole of a website?
Answer: I never thought my website would be so controversial. This person apparently loves the content, he just wants it designed a different way. Thank you for caring so much. Please check back often so you can keep yourself updated.
Question: Weirdo, why dont you respond to any of your questions you are asked in your guest book?
Answer: Good point, and I will do so from time to time as they pile up. I won't be responding immediately to every random question on here, however.
Question: I mean, does it really matter and do we really care about what movies you have on VHS and what ones you have on DVDs?
Answer: This website serves a number of functions, and one of them is for me to keep track of the movies I have on VHS or DVD. Also, when friends want to watch a movie with me, they can see what movies I already own.
Question: Mr. Keaton, where do you find the time and/or money to take all these exotic trips?
Answer: I make good money and use my vacation time wisely. Most of the recent trips haven't cost that much, actually. Off-peak tourist seasons can be a good time to get away without paying a lot for your trip.
Question: Who cares what you think about movies?
Answer: I don't care that you claim not to care.
Question: Is this keaton defending himself again?
Answer: No, I never leave messages in my own Guest Book.
Question: So, Im an idiot huh?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Ask yourself: if this site is such a waste of time, isnt it more of a waste of time to type an entry blasting it??
Answer: Indeed.
Question: WHAT LOOSER POSTS PICS OF HIMSELF FOR ALL TO SEE? YOU THINK ANYONE CARES?
Answer: Some people care. This site is intended more for family and friends than the general public, though it is open to the world.
Question: Are you single?
Answer: Now, now, I don't need groupies...
Question: But Mike, wheres the Godfather?!
Answer: I have seen it since this was posted. Check out the "G" page on this website.
Question: I loved your site but you have to tell me, did you ever nail Salma Hayak?
Answer: Not yet.
Question: Now, how could you rate "Jack Frost" as one of the worst movies :)?
Answer: Unfortunately, this movie is not so bad as to qualify for good camp. The part where the bimbos use hair dryers on Jack is kinda funny, but otherwise, this flick is worse than Witchery.
Question: Who else thinks that the Oscars were pretty boring this year?
Answer: The best Oscars in recent years were the two hosted by Steve Martin, in my opinion.
Question: Are still wearing chic clothing??
Answer: I did that for three Halloweens in a row in the mid-90s, so...no.
Question: AND WHO TAKES THE CREDIT FOR THAT MAKEUP ARTISTRY!! STEVEY WONDER??? OR PATTI LABELLES HAIR DRESSER??? SHOULD YOU EVER CARE TO TRY AGAIN, ILL DO THE MAKEUP AND WE'LL SEE WHO IS BETTER! OK???
Answer: I think my drag-wearing-for-Halloween-days are over.
Question: When are you adding those Halloween pics?
Answer: You can find them linked to the Pictures Central page of this website.
Question: Doncha just love advertising?
Answer: No, but it is a necessary "evil."
Question: Keaton, this is neat and all, but what the heck? What possessed you to make a web page with your favorite movies?
Answer: I'd been keeping a list of movies I've seen for years, so I decided to create a personal home page and put my list of movies online. I view it as kind of a hobby, which is why I haven't felt a particular rush to update the design (though it woefully needs it).
Question: Erm, does "Les Mis" count?
Answer: If that's your favorite movie, that's fine with me. I think the story sounds stupid (chasing someone for decades over a loaf of bread), but since I've never seen it, I can't comment on the film.
Question: You have no taste in movies whatsoever mikey ya lil stud monkey?
Answer: I hear that from time to time. By far my most controversial rating is the "F" I've given to Caddyshack. I'm just not a fan of slob humor, though I readily admit there is a large number of people who think that nose-picking and floating poop in a pool are funny.
Question: Maybe you can teach me a trick or two someday?
Answer: Only if you're lucky.